Tonight while in the shower I was reading the back of the shower gel can (stall tactic) and, I'm not kidding you, it read, "After lathering generously, shave with a clean razor...". Ok seriously, I know this is the generic brand of Skintimate but what kind of people do they think are buying this stuff: crack-whore-drug-addicts? Who is shaving with a dirty razor?
"Let's see, how do I use this mysterious shave gel? I better read the directions. 'Wet the area'--check. 'Lather generously'-- check, check. 'Clean razor'--clean razor? Dammit! Honey, (she yells from the shower) put that beer down and bring me a clean razor, I think there's one out in the truck. I don't care if COPS is on, I'm all lathered up..."