Wednesday, March 2, 2011

I Heart Charlie Sheen

Seriously, I am going to devote this whole blog post to Charlie Sheen quotes. Jeff and I are keeping the 20/20 interview on our DVR just so we can go back to it every now and then for awesome lines we can use. Hopefully over time people will forget Charlie Sheen said these things and we can just totally take credit for them.

I was born dead. It was radical. I'm alive. Bring it.

I'm proud of the way I party; its epic.

Bangin' 7 gram rocks because that's how I roll.

Ambien: the devil's aspirin.

People can't process me because I'm not normal. I'm not interested in the past; I'm the sum total of what's going on right now.

I look around and I see my perfect family and I think 'Not only do I deserve this but wow'.

[Referring to porn stars] They are the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do and when we're together it's on.

Hey kids, your Dad's a rock kids are going to realize I'm a rock star and that I'm bitchin'.

People misinterpret my passion for anger.

People are relying on [my] money to fuel the magic.

I expose people to magic; I expose them to something they will never see in their normal, boring life.

You borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like 'dude, can't handle it, unplug this dude' because you can't handle it because maybe its not of this particular realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA man, its like get with the program man. You've been given magic, you've been given gold.

Boom, believe it.

What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

What'ts your favorite line? It doesn't have to be here, in fact, even better if it isn't because I just can't get enough of them. I think my favorite is "I'm bi-winning."


Bethany McLain said...

These are unbelievable. Gonna go try and find the 20/20 interview on hulu, seems like a must see train wreck

Kim W. said...

I'm a rockstar and I'm bitchin! HA That.Is.Awesome!

Maryanne and AJ said...

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen"

Really? Really. And the cigarette, what?

I have to say it, train wreck and it has been coming for awhile so no big surprise!

Anonymous said...

I am tired of pretending I am not a total freaking rockstar from Mars! Oh yeah, that one:-)