Thursday, March 19, 2009

The High Ball Screen
For all you ladies out there who were hoping for a chance to have a baby with Hot Jeff, you're outta luck. Hot Jeff had the "big snip" today and his baby makin' days are oh-ver.

Hot Jeff has a lot of great qualities; one of mention is his clever thinking. After we decided last December to get the vasectomy he decided to do it in March on this specific weekend as it is when March Madness starts. Thursday marks the opening day of the opening two rounds in which 48 basketball games will be played. 48! If you're going to have to be laid up on the couch for a few days why not do it watching something you love and would otherwise have to take vacation time to watch. Well played Hot Jeff, well played.

In addition to being very clever, Hot Jeff is also Chuck Norris like in his pain tolerance. The man drove himself home. You heard here first folks: he drove himself home. It really is too bad he's not going to have more offspring because he is supremely clever and strong.

Below is a picture of Hot Jeff post-op. He's got his bracket and his remote...he's a happy camper.

I love you Hot Jeff!


Rafferty Family said...

You're awesome, Jeff. I know one man that I'd like to see follow in your footsteps :)

Fruitful Labor said...

Fitting article - "With The Economy Down, Vasectomy Rates Are Up" :)