Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Would You Like a Side of Mental Imagery With That?

So I am sick. Again. And last night I was in the Urgent Care because I am sick, again, and I knew this was turning into a sinus infection, again, and in the spirit of I don't want another ear infection, I went to the Urgent Care when Jeff got home from work.

And while I'm just talking about being sick let me tell you that my kids have eaten me alive today. Shown me no mercy. Kids 7 Mama 2. They get 7 points for the hours in which they came, saw, conquered and took no prisoners and I get 2 points for the 2 hours I sent them to their grandparents while I slept a wonderful Ny-Quil induced sleep.

Ok, back to Urgent Care. So I'm starting a new Label today called "Things I Don't Like". Here's is the first thing I don't like: sitting on an examination table and coughing so I hard I pee my pants. With the doctor in the room. Not just a little pee. But like wet my pants amount of pee. And it wasn't enough pee that he was calling for a catheter or anything but nevertheless I pee'd my pants at the Urgent Care. And if the sound of my cough, which is a cross between a freight train and a sick, barking dog, wasn't enough to prescribe something with codeine in it the fact that I just pee'd all over his examination table was.

So yes, peeing my pants at Urgent Care or anywhere is else is definitely something I DON'T LIKE.

13 comments:

rachel said...

Good god, woman! Kegals!!!

Joy for the Seasons said...

God bless your heart! After 3 kids, I am always hoping I don't sneeze when my bladder is full. ;o) Thanks for visiting me! If I ever decide to break the law and trespass onto that farm, I will be sure to invite you, Dena, and Traci to join me. Surely together we could come up with a good story for being there??

Anonymous said...

unbelievable!

Jennifer said...

You can't be "anonymous" anymore unless you give me a very good clue to who you are. And who is this cheeky Rachel?

bestie said...

i'm buying you some depends!

Jen said...

Sorry you're feeling so crummy!!

Jen

Jennifer said...

Holy Cow...I bought peed my pants from laughing so hard!!

I've never peed my pants on the examination table, but I have tried to let out a silent fart, and, well, let's just say, it didn't come out silent!!

I'm sorry you're feeling bad again!! Hope you get better soon!!

I'm super sad I didn't get to come see you this week!! I hope you get to meet my Amber!! She's awesome!!

Love ya!!

Jennifer said...

Okay...

So I didn't "bought" peed my pants...

I "bout" peed my pants!!

When your laughing as hard as I was, it's hard to type correctly!!

Heather said...

I pee my pants every time I run the bases playing softball. I've also peed my pants coughing...know how you feel.
Hope you feel better soon!!!

Becky Stephen said...

ok. so I hate to write my feelings about your blog (and about you) under a bit about peeing. but it's the pee story that got me back to your blog after several weeks. and I'm grateful.
i need you next door. right now. suppose you all can quit what you're doing wherever you are and move to Dubai? there are vacant apts. in our building. and I'm very much in need of a real person who reminds me of what's important and how to pray for my kid and who makes me laugh.
no? you can't? ah well. i'll have settle right now for your blog. i'm now officially a fan. you won't have to write about public pant peeing again to bring me back here.

JulzAnnz said...

it was me...the anonymous...

Dena said...

laughing so hard, I just tinkled a bit. you crack me up. oh, and i'm sorry you're sick, and that you cough bad and that you peed in front of the doctor.

Amber said...

snicker.snort.giggle.