Is there anything more annoying than an almost 5 year old who has just learned the repeat-everything-you-say game? "Stop doing that". "Stop doing that." "I mean it". "I mean it". "You're a knucklehead". "You're a knucklehead".
Is there anything better than 49 cent tacos from Del Taco?
Do you really not know what you've got 'til its gone, as Cinderella suggests?
If the Beavers were going to the National Championship game would Bentley's name a martini after them or do they have a Duck bias just like the Statesman Journal does?
Why do my kids ignore me when I tell them to do something but won't leave me alone in the middle of the night?
Speaking of the middle of the night, why do they come to my side of the bed to tell me they need water instead of Jeff's side?
Why hasn't Mitchell tracked me down yet?
Why do my favorite shows take such a long break during the holidays AND in the Spring?
How's this new daycare thing going to work?
What's 2011 going to bring? Will there be more joy than disappointment?
Why do I mistake silence for criticism?
Is Ella ever going to give me some decent dirt next Spring?
What's with my reoccuring dreams about celebrities?
Are my women's retreat dramas going to be a flop?
If I wish hard enough and believe deep enough will the laundry fairy start coming?
What are your questions lately?