The Mother Hen

I would never speak bad of Hot Jeff, especially not on the internet for goodness sakes, but we did have a really funny conversation a couple of nights ago.

Here's the transcript:
Jen: I'm going up to take a shower; can you boil some pasta so its ready and we can eat when I get out?
HJ: Yes. What do I do?
Jen: Um, really?
HJ: Yeah, what do you want me to do?
Jen: I want you to bring this water to a boil and then put the pasta in it. Boil it until the noodles are al dente and then drain and put a little olive oil on them.
HJ: Ok, so I put the noodles in when the water boils....How do I know when they are done?
Jen: I'll set a timer and when it goes off pull one out and eat it and see if its tender.
HJ: Why olive oil?

This is where I decided to go get that shower in. There's no punch line to this story; I was just dumbfounded by it and wanted to share it all with you.